[✨ SYSTEM HICCUP: Your Thoughts Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties ✨]
Introducing the neon-drenched, sparkle-fueled BUFFERING... tee that screams “I have 37 tabs open and 36 of them are frozen.”
Whether you’re daydreaming in gel pen pastel universes or just paused mid-sentence for dramatic effect, this shirt’s got your back (literally—check the mockups).
Designed in dazzling vaporwave hues and sprinkled with subtle glittery judgment, this is the ultimate fashion lag for your executive dysfunction.

 

🔹 Perfect for:


Zoning out at the worst possible moment


Walking into a room and forgetting why


Staring blankly while your brain reboots



🔮 From the depths of the Doodleverse to your daily wardrobe – this is EOE style: mystical, messy, and magically you.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Dual printing techniques ensure crisp, vibrant designs.
- Made from ethically sourced, high-quality cotton.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50