Mentally buffering. Please stand by.
This shirt is for those days when your thoughts are stuck in a spin cycle and your motivation bar is still at 3%. Whether you’re just waking up, mid-distraction, or staring at a task for the fifth time with no action taken—this shirt gets you.
Minimalist. Retro. Brutally relatable.
🔋 Perfect for:
 


ADHD & executive dysfunction moments


Techies, gamers, and spreadsheet avoiders


People who live in “Please Wait…” mode


🔮 From the depths of the Doodleverse to your daily wardrobe – this is EOE style: mystical, messy, and magically you.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Dual printing techniques ensure crisp, vibrant designs.
- Made from ethically sourced, high-quality cotton.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50