Welcome to breakfast. It’s just... all tasks. No cereal. No milk. Just panic.
This tee captures the exact moment your brain says, “Let’s do everything at once!” and somehow still forgets to do the one important thing.
With retro rainbow text and a vibe that screams “I have 47 tabs open in my head”, this shirt is perfect for multitasking disasters, ADHD icons, and executive dysfunction gremlins trying their best.
🧠 Perfect For:
 


Neurodivergent brains with a flair for overcommitting


Chaos crafters, burnout bosses, and chronically overstimulated humans


Anyone whose to-do list is a cosmic joke


🔮 From the depths of the Doodleverse to your daily wardrobe – this is EOE style: mystical, messy, and magically you.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Dual printing techniques ensure crisp, vibrant designs.
- Made from ethically sourced, high-quality cotton.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50